How to Identify the Driver's Home:
One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Toronto
One hand on wheel, one finger out window: Montreal
One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Regina
One hand on wheel, one hand in pants, cradling cell phone, brick on
accelerator: British Columbia*
*with gun in lap: Vancouver
Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in
terror: Saskatchewan, but driving in Quebec
Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to
talk to someone in back seat: Gander
One hand on Latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on
brake, mind on game: Halifax
One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both on the brake, throwing a McDonalds bag out the window: Alberta city male
One hand on wheel, one hand hanging out the window, keeping speed steadily
at 100 kph, driving down the center of the road unless coming around a blind curve, in which case they are on the left side of the road: Alberta country male
One hand constantly refocusing the rear-view mirror to show different angles of the BIG hair, one hand going between mousse, brush, and rat-tail to keep the helmet hair going, both feet on the accelerator, poodle steering the car, chrome .38 revolver with mother of pearl inlaid handle in the glove compartment: Alberta female
Both hands on steering wheel in a relaxed posture, eyes constantly
checking the rear-view mirror to watch for visible emissions from their own or another's car: Winnipeg
One hand on steering, yelling obscenities, the other hand a waving gun out the window and firing repeatedly, keeping a careful eye out for landmarks along the way so as to be able to come back and pick up any bullets that didn't hit other motorists so as not to litter: Toronto resident on spotting a car with Alberta plates.
